I Hate That I Don't Mind And Possibly Even Encourage Pres Hanging Around Joel Embiid

Classic Pres move of making the 7’1 NBA player sit down to make himself look taller than your average garden gnome. Touche.

Let’s face it, I, you, and the collective world hates the common man’s blogger formerly known as El Pres David Portnoy. But I’ll tell you something, as a long-time victim of all things Philadelphia sports, I kind of want to reap the benefits of his deal with the devil. I’ve gone over 3 decades on this Earth with 1 title to my name. 1-8 in a series or game for the whole shebang. This motherfucker has like 25 rings in the 60+ years of his life. Every damn year Boston teams turn shit into sunshine. So if El Presidente wants to hang around our Black Jesus, more power to him. Just as long as Club Dave or his adolescents don’t cause the Shirley Temples to turn dirty, he has mine and Philadelphia’s blessing. #GoPresGo

And, yes, I hate the fact I rushed down to re-cuck Pres’ cuck and completely spaced out on ordering Shirley Temples to relive the glory days when we used to hang out. Beyond rookie mistake. #ExtraGrenendine

Nobody puts Philly in the corner, @stoolpresidente. You can't cuck me or my Lord. pic.twitter.com/HsvIGlH0Fj

— Smitty (@SmittyBarstool) February 20, 2017